The Guru is located at an undisclosed location deep within the Colorado Rocky Mountains (tax officials are persistent little boogers). Students wishing to visit The Guru are encouraged to do so (please bring your own weed and condoms), however finding his mountain top is up to you. The Guru firmly believes that the student will find the teacher when the time is right–or when they take enough wrong turns, run out of gas, and signal desperately with a flashlight.
THE Mountain Top Guru 