Greetings from the mountain top…
Today we continue our lessons to assist the women of the world in finding a man who will make their days blissful, amazing, intense, passionate, and orgasmic. Or, perhaps, just to help find a dude capable of doing a decent job of mowing the lawn. (I was told once that women marry men because vibrators can’t mow the lawn, but I’m hoping that was in jest).
The lesson today–Go past your biology.
Humans, at our core, are animals. There can be no argument about that. Sometimes, such as during passionate sex or when defending a loved one from attack, this is an especially good quality. When looking for a mate, however, female biology can be an extreme hindrance to finding love.
Not so long ago our biologic imperative was relevant and necessary: Look for a strong, dominant, bad boy and know on an instinctive level that your tribe or your family will be protected and safe. Logical.
Today, however, the bad boy rarely serves a genuine purpose other than to make for good television, trashy romance novels, or lead singers in rock bands.
To be protected, in the modern era, a man of knowledge and calm is actually more advantageous than the chest-pounding Neanderthal. Sure, Bill Gates may not rock your world on first glance, but I’d say he’s done a pretty good job protecting his family, dominating the world, and being the ‘bad boy’ of the current era. Bill and his ilk are to the modern world what Genghis Kahn or Teddy Roosevelt or Chuck Norris were to theirs–dominant forces you just don’t fuck with.
Ladies, listen to The Guru. There are amazing men all around you and they are actually in the majority for the first time in history. They simply aren’t what the genetic biologic imperative pushes toward. The cliche ‘bad boy’ is increasingly useless and their numbers are rapidly dwindling which is exactly why finding one is so difficult (unless you enjoy conjugal visits at the prison).
Biology takes eons to evolve. Civilization, however, is changing faster than a 14-year-old girl’s emotions and the smart women are keeping up with the times.
Set aside biology, ladies, and see who can protect and provide and support and be an acceptable partner in the modern age. You’ll find kind, gentle, inquisitive, intelligent men who aren’t much use when it comes to nailing boards, tuning up automobiles, fending off mongrel hordes, or arm wrestling. They are, however, loyal, caring, attentive and willing to step up to the plate if given the opportunity.
For a variety of reasons, men have rapidly evolved beyond some (key word ‘some‘) of their genetic predispositions to survive in this new civilization (although sexually all is at is ever was in ways both good and bad), but they are rarely the stereotype biology would have you notice.
If you’ll look beyond your instincts, and look clearly at the world around you, you’ll see that biology has fallen behind the times. There are good men available, they are willing to be a life partner, but they are not what your DNA desires.
The world has changed. Perhaps it’s time you change, also.
Peace out ya biological freaks.