Greetings from the mountain top…

The guru two mountains over stopped by the boulder this morning, but he wasn’t his usually happy, horny self.

“It’s all over,” he said with puppy dog eyes.  “It’s just all over.”

Apparently the porn industry has stopped production after one of the ‘actors’ (how much acting does it take to fuck?) was diagnosed with syphilis.

No new porn.  It’s such a shame that there isn’t hundreds of thousands of hours of porn already posted, free, on the internet.  Such a sad day indeed.  I suggest we all pause  in a moment of silence…and masturbate.

Peace out ya pornographic freaks


Filed under Current Events, Sexuality


  1. yourothermotherhere

    Do you think it’s possible that one day The Guru will stand and cast aside his robe for one post? Full frontal, of course.

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