Greetings from the mountain top…
In a recent lesson I made mention of my many online students from other nations. This produced numerous emails wondering where, exactly, these students are located. The online students (over 1000 as of last count) currently studying with The Guru are from (in no particular order):
United Arab Emirates
United Republic of Tanzania
Those who actually visit the mountain top are typically from the United States (primarily Colorado, Texas, California, Kansas, and for some odd reason Rhode Island), but The Guru also occasionally receives students from outside the States (as with the current group of wanna-be, hippie chicks from Lithuania who may simply have gotten lost on their way to Rocky Mountain National Park, but the language barrier makes it difficult to determine).
For those wanting private teachings, or who just have a question to ask, feel free to write The Guru directly: email@example.com
All emails are answered, but privacy is never assured. Hey, a guy has to find inspiration for new material somewhere.
Peace out ya international freaks