PONDERING WAISTLINES AND SEX LIVES

Greetings from the mountain top…

A recent article in HealthDay News concluded, after exhaustive research, that “For men, adding more inches to the waistline could mean trouble in the bedroom.”

In other news women do not get turned on when men: fail to shower for three consecutive days, fart under the covers, talk endlessly about the new cute girl at work, wear blue jean cutoffs, or when they pass out from excessive drink.

Peace out ya news freaks

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