PONDERING THE SECRET TO LIFE

Greetings from the mountain top…

The Guru has lived many lifetimes, and many years in this particular incarnation, and has found a few immutable truths–aka the secret to life:

1) Masturbate often

2) Love occasionally

3) Read something interesting daily

4) Mix in some vegetables every now and then

Peace out ya freaks

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