Greetings from the mountain top…

The guru from two mountains over shared two koans today (look it up I ain’t here to teach vocabulary)….

Koan of the first: If a woman bitches at a man, but he’s not around to hear it does she make a sound?  Koan of the second: If a man stares at a woman’s breast, but she thinks he’s a pig, do her breasts still exist?

The guru from two mountains over has way too much time on his hands, but his koans led me to wonder as is the job of The Guru: Do we all place too much importance on what we think, what we do, what we have?

You see, it’s deep shit like that which keeps the 20-something, wannabe hippie chicks from Boulder oohing and aahing over the worldliness of The Guru. That and The Guru has some serious ganja and, well…Boulder chicks are kinda easy when the ganja comes out.

Reply, respond, debate or engage. The Guru will be entertaining one of his followers and will answer when he turns this infernal machine on again. Until then…

Peace out fellow freaks

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